FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT
Charlie Sheen is a national treasure.
dog trying to save fishes
Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING OUR LIVES EXTRAORDINARY. O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN, REST IN PEACE.
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
this is how I would doctor